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Have you ever seen the Discount Surfboard Fairy? Neither have I, but I know he exists because I have friends who have seen him. He is friends with the Tooth Fairy I guess and they are apparently quite the couple. The Discount Surfboard Fairy has special powers. He is able to enter cyberspace where he works his magic. The Discount Surfboard Fairy spends most of his time flying around cyberspace slashing prices on certain websites making surfboards cheaper. I guess the story is he used to be the Eyelash Fairy, replacing people's fallen eyelashes but he was always late because he was surfing, so they told him there was an opening for a Discount Surfboard Fairy so he took it and ran with it. His favorite website to visit is Buyboards.com. He spends most of his day there slashing price after price, which is why the surfboards on that site are so cheap. I always get my surfboards from Buyboardz.com and if you stick your receipt under your pillow, the Discount Surfboard Fairy will even throw a FREE leash in the box with your order.
When dealing with the Discount Surfboard Fairy you want to follow a few simple rules. The first being always shop for discounts because if you do not, he will be out of a job. The second is to always put your receipt under your pillow for a free leash. And the third is to thank him when catching your first wave on your new discount surfboard, and he will make sure your first wave is the ride of your life. Buyboardz.com welcomes the Discount Surfboard Fairy even though he is discounting us out of house and home. But if you do not allow the Discount Surfboard Fairy to do his bidding, he will make sure you never catch another wave and that you pay full price for all your surfboards, so we try not to anger him!
When you buy from Buyboardz.com you are sure to get the best surfboard at the best discount thanks to the Discount Surfboard Fairy. We will even throw in a FREE leash if you put your receipt under your pillow. So make haste and order your discount surfboard or longboard today.
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